I’m Hecktor. I live in Seattle. I like chocolate and growing zucchini. I own the giant egg shaped mansion where all of the creators of DailyDeep.com live together. The house has 176 rooms but we all live in the same room right at the center of the building. We spend every day chewing gum, drinking endless cups of hot chocolate, and working on tomorrow’s Daily Deep. None of us have been outside for a few years.

Hi! I’m Burny. I was born on the planet Zarlon 6. I moved to Earth when I was a small child. Zarlon 6 is a large planet and it is completely covered in hair. Once a year, all of the citizens of Zarlon 6 set aside a whole weekend and we wash the planet’s hair. After "the wash," the hair smells so nice (like Almonds!) and it’s smooth and fun to walk through. Anyway, here on Earth, where the planet is covered in dirt, I enjoy normal Earth-people activities like bagel juggling, programming Fortran, removing, horseback archery, and Social Studies. I am so happy to be a part of the team here at DailyDeep.com and I am glad the invasion was cancelled.

As the name "Greg Dent" is simply too long for most people to be able to deal with, most people just call Grent "Grent", which makes him something of a one-person Bennifer or Brangelina, though he's really not that bad of a guy as angry commie pinko rat-bastards go. When Grent was very small, his mother held him by the nose and dipped him into the river Styx, so he tends to throw himself into ridiculous situations and come out with naught but a fat schnozz. Any deeps involving condiments are invariably the product of Grent's mind, which seems obsessed with trying to find the exact sauce for every occasion. Grent once ran his own Cheese of the Week club and has thumb-mud-wrestled with some of the planet's lovliest ladies. He also has his own hat (not pictured).

Oh yeah, Grent also writes books or some crap like that. Check his other works out here.

Raised by analog robots in a digital world, James “Multiplediversenicknames” Salay is an analog activist who specializes in fighting to improve the role of cassette tapes in the modern world. Making a mix-tape was an art form. “Now when I see them tossed in the garbage, I have to hide my tears in shame. The kids today could sneak into landfills and discover a massive library of free music, instead, they buy digital music online.” Artistically, James likes to let food rot in the fridge and emotionally bond with the various fungi and bacterium until they completely consume the food. Afterward, he seeks therapy to help him through the "letting go" process when cleaning the fridge.